I use my X-Carve (and laser cutter, and robotic cutter, and CNC pankcake maker, and…) just as a hobby, but one thing about all of these toys is that they make someone like me with no artistic skill or patience look really talented and professional.
So I’ve taken that, and doubled down, and created a fake company Facebook page to showcase this stuff, Spitfire Amalgamated Industries. As the name implies, Spitfire Amalgamated is intended to conjure thoughts of a large industrial multinational. Because this has itself become an unhealthy hobby, I’ve decided I need fancy laser-text on metal business cards, and in order for that, I need a title for myself. And this is where I’m at an impasse. Again, I’m not looking to make this a business, so anyone I would give these to would probably know me at least socially, and so the point is to not be taken too seriously.
Ideas thusfar are:
Chief Mad Scientist - Except these really are more about applied science than science itself.
Worldwide Director of Tinkering
Chief =Something Funny?= Officer
None of those totally speak to me however. Any other thoughts? Like any of the above?