99 bottles of beer on the wall... er umm bottle openers (rated PG-13) Censorship sucks

Just imagine someone using a tip of a cutlery knife to put a screw in ? or trying to saw a bit of wood with a bread knife. He has flooded the kitchen 4 times in the past year, managed to blow up the washing machine after re-fitting the electrical plug which he cut off with said bread knife. The list goes on…and on…Oh and the funniest one was totally destroying the sister in laws kitchen electric whisk, whilst trying to stir a pot of paint… which managed to go everywhere before he even started, then used bleach to clean it off the carpet, which in turn took all the colour out of it. He has form !