99 bottles of beer on the wall... er umm bottle openers (rated PG-13) Censorship sucks

I’m a bit late to the game (and not much of a poster), but here’s one I make for friends. The pegs can either be 3/8" dowel cut to 3/4" (the standard model) or 9mm casings (for a “sportsman’s” version). I also made it like a magic 8-ball, so, depending on where the bottle cap lands, that’s your answer. I’m sure more creative “answers” could be substituted…

Drink-o

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You need to mark your project as “shared” for others to open it in Easel.

Donnie

Love it, very clever

Yeah… sharing would help. Sorry 'bout that…

People like that shouldn’t even be on the internet. There are far worse things to stumble upon than a silhouette bottle opener. I am sick of living in a world where whine asses are catered to. This is why statutes get destroyed when feelings are hurt. I deleted my prevous rant because I can see where it was somewhat “offensive” and as per forum rules probably in violation but it’s only offensive to those who deem it offensive and go as far as to report it because they can’t keep scrolling like a grown adult.

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I’m guessing I missed something by reading Phil and Ryan’s posts. I’ll go get my pitchfork and stand in line with you fellas.

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Apparently a silhouette of legs bottle opener is offensive to more than one person in here it was flagged by multiple uptight people with no sense of humor who felt the need to protect others from such vulgar content lol

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Let’s rinse that sand out.

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I fixed the offensive part for the fragile people :slight_smile:

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I assumed it was the hole where the shaft of the bottle goes that was the issue? Should I have covered all the chrome?

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Back in my day we kept our pictures of bottle openers in a shoe box hidden in the back of the closet.
Dern kids and their internet bottle openers!

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due to placement and crazy factor of the subject… it should be golden to make it worth while.

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Hi Ryan,
Can you tell me what font you used on the sign? I’ve been looking for a font like that and have had no luck.

It was an image trace someone sent me the pic wanted it the same i couldn’t find a font either.

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My first ever X carve project ! 2 Christmas presents made on Christmas eve … cutting it a bit close but only got the X carve 3 days earlier.

@WilliamRees Did only one mounting screw work out ok?
Thanks

Nothin’ worse than sand in the bottle opener! :wink:

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Yep One screw worked fine, 2 different mountings, as they where 20mm thick one was mounted on a brick wall using a Rawl plug and a 60mm screw, the other was mounted on a kitchen unit side wall and only 18mm thick vinyl covered particle board with a 30mm screw. As the pulling action of the bottle opener is approx 50/50 % in a downward / inward motion they seem to be holding up… especially after New Year celebrations ! Also the bottle opener is only held in with small 12mm screws.

Could do, but the 12mm screws are holding very well, and too be honest there is not a lot of force involved in pulling a beer bottle top, think I’ll keep it simple, 1 screw and it opens my beer.

As it was a Christmas present it was easier for the recipient just to use the screw hole, and also this might has been too much for him as DIY is alien to him. Lucky for him my sister in law managed to fix it in place for him.

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